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ass suck 

Someone that sucks someone dick for a higher rank at somehwer
That I__damage__I and lifes a sin are so ass suck to KrazyFaken to get a higher rank!
ass suck by NooB432 January 1, 2009
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Ass-Suck 

An awesome, or terribly bad, event, that would lead to an experience which would "Suck-Ass"
Dude, that play gave me an ass-suck!
Ass-Suck by Sydney Roberts December 25, 2008

ass-suck 

Verb:
to ass-suck is to suck up to someone, to praise to another person when praising is not neccessary
Jim ass-sucks his teacher not for marks but for candybars
ass-suck by Rondog December 16, 2007

Slovakian alabama ass suck 

an orgy between Slovakians and Alabamans to see who can win the purple pickle battle also country roads has to be playing in the background to be true
man I got caught up in a Slovakian alabama ass suck last night

suck ass 

When you play Twisted Fate against assassins.
"Fuck Fizz"
"Fuck Rengar"
"Fuck everyone"
"You suck ass"
"Uninstall"
suck ass by DestroyerShadow July 8, 2016

suck ass 

This phrase is an odd variation from the regularly used phrase "that sucks". There are two main definitions of this:

1) in literal terms, putting your mouth to an anus and quickly inhaling, causing a stream of air to be pulled into your mouth from the anus.

2) in slang terms, to be bad. This is how the phrase is most commonly used, and tends to be more intense than the usual "that sucks." "That sucks ass" is like adding a "really" to it.
"She sucks ass!"
"Wait, seriously?"
"Not like that, man"
"Oh..."
suck ass by Dirty Shoes January 12, 2005

Suck ass mule 

A person who sucks at any given activety.
"Ricky blows at Xbox.""I know, what a suck ass mule."
Suck ass mule by Lee Chapman April 14, 2003
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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