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Ass Strain

The unfortunate and embarassing cramp like pain felt in both buttocks after vigorous exercise. It can make it difficult and time-consuming to walk down stairs or slopes. Most cases respond well to conservative treatment.
"Will got Ass strain after running up the hill too many times, that's why it's taking him ages to walk down"

"Will won't stop complaining about his ass strain"

" Harry doesn't get ass strain as he does loads of squats at the gym, and is a well conditioned lad"
by Baby fill it up January 24, 2012
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ass stain

Someone who is a skid mark on society, dumb and incoherent. Usually when drunk does the real perpetrator of this crime come out.
Nate, " Man was kolt fucked up tonight."
Mike " Yeah he was acting like a real ass stain."
by timmy johnston April 7, 2007
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ass stain

doesn't exist, if you mean "shit stain" or "turd/poop stain" it makes sense but your ass physically does not stain, if you use this word you're a moron.
"Damn I got an ass stain dude"
"You mean shit stain you idiot"
by Carlbrad05 February 28, 2017
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Ass stain

A stain normally left on tighty whities after you take a poop wipe then do some sort of exercise and light brown marks show up!
Patrick was running in his tighty whities again when he took them off there was an ass stain in them
by B-rad m May 2, 2008
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Hot Ass Troll Stain

Hot Ass Troll Stain originated from ancient Egyptian journalist Lord Plankus , when he described something as hot
God dang it this sand is making my feet a Hot Ass Troll Stain
by Lord Plankus June 1, 2016
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straight ass

Something that is not somewhat bullshit but rather completely and utterly bullshit.
Joe: Yo they said Sebastian Telfair was supposed to be good in the NBA.

Bob: No, Sebastian Telfair is straight ass.
by Jack--the dude April 20, 2006
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stained glass ass

A fundalmentalist that tries to force there belief on other people.
No matter what that stained glass ass says I know that the bible is better not taken literally.
by Deep Blue 2012 July 22, 2009
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