punk ass rain

Gary sprayed his punk ass rain all over my chest last night.

punk ass rain by josiahfan007 May 23, 2009

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Make it rain on that ass

When a guy jerks off on his partners ass, to avoid coming inside of her, or by choice because he likes to come on his partners ass then rub his cock in his own spunk.

Nauman: Oh man, I can't wait until I see Shannon in Florida and she gives me her amazingly tight doggie style! I am gonna make it rain on that ass!

Sam: Bro, you're an idiot. You broke up with her last week because you said she was "using you as a character in her fantasy..." Whatever that means...

Nauman: oh yeah, that's right... I guess I'll just have to use my hand like always.

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Make it rain on that ass by shannoneliot June 4, 2014

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tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel

Used to describe the tightness of a womans vagina to all your friends. Often used in conjuction with the words likepussy, cunt, and box. BEWARE! NEVER USE IN FRONT OF WOMEN TO DESCRIBE OTHER WOMEN. DIRE CONSEQUENCES MAY INCUR!

Her cunt was tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel... niccce!

tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel by Jeep_Junkie March 13, 2007

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Make it rain on that ass

When a guy jerks off on his partners ass, to avoid coming inside of her, or by choice because he likes to come on his partners ass then rub his cock in his own spunk.

Nauman: Oh man, I can't wait until I see Shannon in Florida and she gives me her amazingly tight doggie style! I am gonna make it rain on that ass!

Sam: Bro, you're an idiot. You broke up with her last week because you said she was "using you as a character in her fantasy..." Whatever that means...

Nauman: oh yeah, that's right... I guess I'll just have to use my hand like always.

spunk spooge jizm cum love jam

Make it rain on that ass by shannoneliot June 4, 2014

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ass rainbow

An imaginary meteorological event occurring after a severe bout of diarrhea, much as a rainbow occurs after a thunderstorm.

"Oh my god, the Kaopectate finally kicked in... I think I've having an ass rainbow."

ass rainbow by Barbiste May 26, 2004

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Shoot rainbows out of my ass

Extreme happiness beyond comprehension.

I'd like to meet new people (in person) and increase my social circles. If something clicks I'd like to get to know that person better in the name of dating. Eventually find eternal happiness and shoot rainbows out of my ass as I ride around on my unicorn for the rest of my life.

Shoot rainbows out of my ass by Doc Molly February 26, 2015

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