Definitions by Barbiste

ass rainbow 

An imaginary meteorological event occurring after a severe bout of diarrhea, much as a rainbow occurs after a thunderstorm.

"Oh my god, the Kaopectate finally kicked in... I think I've having an ass rainbow."

ass rainbow by Barbiste May 26, 2004

omerta 

Key to the concept of Omerta is that any member of the organization must maintain absolute silence when questioned by law enforcement on the subject of alleged illegal activities by other members of the organization. This can result in one member "taking the fall" for others, facing criminal contempt of court charges or even taking sole responsibility for a crime that others committed. He does this with the assurance that he and his family will be supported by the organization during and after his imprisonment.

They were able to make charges stick on one of them, but he wouldn't talk -- omerta. He did six months, and now he works at Tony's restaurant.

omerta by Barbiste April 30, 2004

jazz patch 

Hipster facial hair style. Facial hair on men (and, rarely, women) often forms an inverted triangle directly beneath the lower lip, while the true beard forms further south. Leaving this small triangle of hair intact while shaving off the hair below it produces a jazz patch. An early popularizer of the style was Frank Zappa (RIP).

He got rid of the goatee; now he's got a jazz patch and some ugly-ass sideburns.

jazz patch by Barbiste January 14, 2004