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ass raid 

An ass raid is when 10 men with small dicks, squish their junk together in order to create one normal size dick.

After joining forces, they stick their dicks into the first ass they can find.
Hey, Flannigan? Whaddaya say about the mighty ten gettin' together today?

Deckster, i'm so happy you said that! Ass raiders unite!
ass raid by nox.the.king July 21, 2006
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ass raiding commando 

adj; homosexual who loves the cock in his ass
dude, this guy is an ass raiding commando
ass raiding commando by randy January 13, 2005

ass-raider 

the upgraded version of butt-pirates.
ass-raider by Atomsk813 May 15, 2006

ass raider 

A person that sneaks up behind you and rams his penis up your butt in a hostile manner
I had bent over to pick up my pen when a ass raider jumped me.
ass raider by kingflumo November 25, 2010

ass-raider 

Example one:
Olivia: "Stop stairing at my boyrfriends butt, Brian! Seriously, you are such a fucking ass-raider."

Example two:
Jake: "Justin, you dont want to sit too close to Adam, you know."
Justin: "Why?"
Jake: "You know that he is gay, right?"
Justin: "What, he is a fucking ass-raider!?"
ass-raider by ass-raider October 19, 2020

ass raiding commando 

Some kind of homosex type who put a deeg in a buttock
What are you...some kind of ass raiding commando

ass raiding commando 

1)n. a homosexual male
2)n. one who raids the ass of another
3)n. a military professional whom has sexual anal intercourse
4)n. a group of radicals who invaded the asyrian ancient land to drive out archaeologists who were believed to be practicing unsound doctorine in the sacred land in 1956
1) "That ass raiding commando hit on me."
2) "Our new gerbil is an ass raiding commando!"
3) "I heard the new Captain is an ass raiding commando."
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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