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ass portal

A new and groundbreaking game where you dive into the colon. The main prize in said Ass Portal game is the snow dog and you use portals to study the humans digestive tract.
"Woah dude I can't wait for Ass Portal 2 to come out!"
"Yeah I know dude I'm going to grind for the snow dog as soon as I get it!"
by JacobBeau99 September 29, 2014
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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