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ass player 

some1 who plays with their ass in front of a large audience that mainly consists of creepy men
sabrina is a pro ass player that made it to the final round of the olympics to beat domenic
ass player by asspro67 October 1, 2005

playground swing lookin ass 

someone with really thin arms but a really thicc ass.
random guy: i have a condition where my upper extremities are very small but my hips are huge.
second random guy: nah bro u just a playground swing lookin ass.
assplayer pronounce ESplayer is a profession which assplayers harvest souls .
assplayers lived through generation and AF0xyGrampa is last man of his creed harvesting souls on twitch in 21first century.
are you n assplayer?
assplayer by nazdvey August 24, 2020

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026