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ass planet 

An ass which is so large, that a probe or spaceship could land on it.
An ass planet is dangerous, that you may get captured or lured into the ravein by the serpent turd.
The only way to escape the crevice is if the serpent releases his methane-esque fumes, which escape at a rate high enough to compel you into deep space.
An ass planet does not have an atmosphere, the only thing surrounding it is the fumes it has excreted from its core.
NASA has discovered a habitable planet, the ass planets! They are round, foul-smelling, squishy planets. Many think that when we achieve landing, we may lick the hole beneath the poopy anus crater!
ass planet by Le squigger of bottles December 27, 2016
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Disney Ass Planet 

Its when you are in line at disneyland and the person in front of you has an incredibly large ass.
J: this line is taking forever

A: yeah but check out the view

J: Disney Ass Planet?

A: You bet

J: Im going to go throw up
Disney Ass Planet by TigerLazer January 14, 2010

planet ass 

A very large butt or booty
Man that girl has a planet ass.
planet ass by kj0 March 7, 2007

planet ass 

a very large ass.
when your ass is so large it can be referred to as a planet ass.
your ass is so big it should be called a planet ass
planet ass by kjo March 6, 2007

planet ass 

a place where people who get a lot of ass live, people who rarely get ass often express the desire to live on planet ass
John always has a girlfriend. He must live on planet ass.

I overheard Kelly and Kristy talking about how they wish they lived on planet ass.
planet ass by parrots December 14, 2008
Word of the Day on April 17, 2025

planet ass 

a place where people with girlfriends or boyfriends live because they get so much ass.
a place where people without lovers wish they lived
That girl must live on planet ass. She has a new boyfriend every other week.
Kelly and kristy often dream about the day they will live on planet ass.
planet ass by kjo March 5, 2007

Planter's Ass 

A person who sits long periods of time on their ass causing it to widen and become platform like. It will take shape of the seat of the chair. More likely a fat person on welfare who has no life.
Jerry points out to his son Tom and says "Look at your mom sitting in the chair on the computer all day, I think she's developing Planter's Ass. "
Planter's Ass by Browning802 February 10, 2017
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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