planet ass

a very large ass.
when your ass is so large it can be referred to as a planet ass.

your ass is so big it should be called a planet ass

by kjo March 06, 2007

australian wind

When you stick your tongue in your lovers butt while they pass gas.

My lover gave me an Australian Wind and it vibrated my tongue

by KJO March 02, 2015

planet ass

a place where people with girlfriends or boyfriends live because they get so much ass.
a place where people without lovers wish they lived

That girl must live on planet ass. She has a new boyfriend every other week.
Kelly and kristy often dream about the day they will live on planet ass.

by kjo March 05, 2007