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The lint/fuzz that collects in one's ass crack over a period of time. Composed of excess material from cheap boxers and loose ass/crack hair. Usually found in a tangled mass by itching one's ass crack.

John discovered a massive clump of ass lint buried deep in his ass crack, and flung it at Bryan while typing this.

ass lint by Bryan & John June 3, 2006

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Ass Lint

The lint stuck in your upper ass crack, from wearing various types of under garments.

This girl was giving me a rim job, and she licked out all of my ass lint.

Ass Lint by Drake Farmer May 19, 2007

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ass lint

tiny pieces of feces/boxers that reside at the beginning of ur ass crack

Eww i jus wiped my ass and there was ass lint all over the toilet paper

ass lint by thesokkrrokkr July 16, 2008

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ass lint

dingleberries that collect at the beginning of ur ass-crack

eww i jus scratched my ass and my hand was covered in ass lint

ass lint by thesokkrrokkr July 16, 2008

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Moldy Leftover Ass lint

Usaully you get it when you haven't bathed in a while and it collects in your crack and it suddenly becomes stuck with no way to get it out.

There's some in your crack.......

Moldy Leftover Ass lint by Bob the Hairy Monkey February 9, 2005

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big fat linty ass hole

an ass that would resemble my brothers ass. a big fat sasquatch hairy ass, with lint and shit stuck in all the hair. the hair is usually pointed towards the ass hole, as if it was being sucked in like a black hole

my brother put his big fat linty ass hole on me, and my face smelt like shit for days.

big fat linty ass hole by sneaky nagger May 8, 2006

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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