ass jack

1.) A female most often a mother that spends their life dragging another female down to keep her from accomplishing everything she couldn't

2.) A completely useless tool

1.) I can't believe her mother is such a ass jack, She ruined that girls life before she had a chance
2.) She serves about as much purpose as an ass jack

by Bigmike13 May 10, 2022

Ass jack

Kicking someone directly in the asshole. Perhaps so hard that the big toe gains insertion.

"I'll ass jack you to the moon. My foot will rupture your uterus."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

Ass Jack

Fun inversion of Jack Ass. Instead of calling someone Jack Ass just say Ass Jack.

That guy at work is a real ass jack.

by Libraryguy December 15, 2009

ass jacking

A form of cheating. To have sex with a married woman.

When I have sex with a married women I am ass jacking.

by assjacker420 July 10, 2013

Ass-jack

Some one who enjoys anal sex

I heard that girl in the train hat is a real Ass-jack in the sack.

by guiness69 January 25, 2013

Ass Jack

1.Noun: Someone who has just said something so stupid, it actually made you shutdown for a few seconds.

2. My neighbor, cause hes a douche.

Brian: "Dude, my dad thought Bob Marley was dead"...

Me: "Bob Marley IS dead....Dude....ur a fuggin Ass Jack!"...

by xXx-Ass-Hat-xXx January 15, 2008

Ass-jack

a jack that is inserted in the anus.

Eeeeeee! That's the noise that ass jack makes. shhhpth

by cactus bunch August 03, 2003