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Ass-jack 

Eeeeeee! That's the noise that ass jack makes. shhhpth
Ass-jack by cactus bunch August 2, 2003

Ass-Jack 

A person that is such a douche that they will yell at a kid even if it's not their kid. Its basically a Jackass but if a person who isnt good at english said it
Oy! that teacher who yelled at my little Manwell is such an Ass-Jack! Now i will throw a burrito at his car!
Ass-Jack by tojo le mucho madre November 4, 2009

Ass-jack 

Fucking somebody in the ass in a jackhammer motion and making jackhammer sounds
I am going to ass-jack you so hard, you won't shit right for a week.
Ass-jack by David_jason May 26, 2016
Kicking someone directly in the asshole. Perhaps so hard that the big toe gains insertion.
"I'll ass jack you to the moon. My foot will rupture your uterus."
Ass jack by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003
Fun inversion of Jack Ass. Instead of calling someone Jack Ass just say Ass Jack.
That guy at work is a real ass jack.
Ass Jack by Libraryguy December 16, 2009
1.) A female most often a mother that spends their life dragging another female down to keep her from accomplishing everything she couldn't

2.) A completely useless tool
1.) I can't believe her mother is such a ass jack, She ruined that girls life before she had a chance
2.) She serves about as much purpose as an ass jack
ass jack by Bigmike13 May 10, 2022