ass hamster
Self explanatory. To achieve sexual bliss, some sodomites use hamsters inserted into their rectums. Hence, the term 'Ass Hamster.'
ass hamster by hambo von hampsterdam September 24, 2003
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Hamster ass by Uwarsbetty March 14, 2008
Ass Hamsters
1: (n) Crabs in one's anus.
2: (v) When someone inserts a PVC pipe into one's anus and allows rodents of many shapes and sizes crawl up into the others colon.
2: (v) When someone inserts a PVC pipe into one's anus and allows rodents of many shapes and sizes crawl up into the others colon.
1: Damn my ass itches, I think I may have ass hamsters!
2: Johnny was ass hamstered by those guys in gym class
2: Johnny was ass hamstered by those guys in gym class
Ass Hamsters by Derrick Moran November 2, 2008
ass hampster
ass hampster by X-Phlo April 19, 2007
Ass Hampster
n.
1. One who flutters between being considered part of a group and being an outcast.
2. An unwelcomed guest that few people are extremely bothered by.
1. One who flutters between being considered part of a group and being an outcast.
2. An unwelcomed guest that few people are extremely bothered by.
"Alex is really annoying, he's always following us around and acting like he's our friend.. what an ass hampster."
Ass Hampster by mattpietro May 16, 2006
hampster-ass
is when a fat persons booty overlaps and it looks like they hav booty cheeks in the middle of there regular booty.
hampster-ass by Dustin P. August 4, 2007
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