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One who enjoys plowing the field or planting his creamy crop in the acres of one's ass.

That kid likes to do guys up the pooper... he's a pretty big fuckin ass farmer.

ass farmer by Austin February 16, 2004

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ass farmer

A male whose preferred method of sexual intercourse is by penetrating the ass of another man.

Don't go to San Fran; nothing by Ass Farmer's out there.

ass farmer by King Sr. July 1, 2003

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Ass Farmer

sombody who has lots of butt sex

John im completely fine that your gay,but are you really an ass farmer?

Ass Farmer by Ethan D. March 30, 2007

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ass farmer

someone who's ass is growing

Have you seen Luanna since she got married? 6 months of soap operas and junk food, she's becoming a real ass farmer!

ass farmer by Pickles McDoody October 5, 2010

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ass farmer

one who cultivates the seeds of life on another's ass fields.

peter north has a side profession as an ass farmer.

ass farmer by d00dsk8 February 21, 2009

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ass raping monkey farmer

Pronounciation: ass-rape-ing-monk-ee-farm-err

A word used to describe someone of very little intelligence who also has a habit of causing you annoyance by the retarded acts they choose to perform because of their small brain cells.

'Why must you always cause me prolems you ass raping monkey farmer!'

ass raping monkey farmer by Insignia1986 April 4, 2007

assfarter

a really dumb asshole

You F***IN ASSFARTER!

assfarter by officer tinkles June 21, 2004

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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