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Ass curtains refers to when an asshole is so worn out from over use as in anal penetration ass curtains develop like roast beef curtains for vaginas.

I backdoor bang my girlfriend so much she has flapping ass curtains.

ass curtains by Haywood J July 18, 2006

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big ass beef curtains

When a girls vagina is so loose it sags and claps

Jane must have big ass beef curtains

big ass beef curtains by bratchant May 23, 2015

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Behind the curtain ass shit

A devious act towards another person to intentionally sabotage them.

My buddy brandon did some behind the curtain ass shit when he gave me his shirt with a shit stain on it before we out in public.

Behind the curtain ass shit by J’Ville Jolter November 18, 2021

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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