ass crunchies 

dry ass hair which you come accross during anal-sex which has small hard lumps of shit attached to it.

e.g: yo bicth you gotta get your ass crunchies washed

ass crunchies by lb49cj July 21, 2006

ass crunched 

term used to describe carelessly doggystyling the shit out of someone and your wanker slams right into an ass cheek about breaking your rock hard cock in half...after which you remain in the fetal postion, crying like a little girl for hours

While railing the hell out of some chick last night, I ass crunched my cock and I can't even fucking walk!

ass crunched by PilotMike April 2, 2005

ass cruncher

Someone who quite frequently does someone up the poop hole..HARD; most likely a man with another man.

Ryan, you ass cruncher!

ass cruncher by Captain Haddock December 23, 2003

asscrunchie

1.) See John Kerry
2.) The act of providing yo ho wiff her first ass boning.

1.) Well, Buffy, I see that Asscrunchie Kerry is waffling on his so called platform again. Anymore pate left?
2.) Ima give Shaneequa an asscrunchie Saddy nite. I hopes her crack stank has improved and shit before then, Homes!

asscrunchie by fucwad March 18, 2004

asscrunchie

1. hardened feces stuck to your anus

Look at my cat he has an ass crunchie!

asscrunchie by jesus christ September 25, 2003