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ass crunchies

dry ass hair which you come accross during anal-sex which has small hard lumps of shit attached to it.
e.g: yo bicth you gotta get your ass crunchies washed
by lb49cj July 21, 2006
mugGet the ass crunchiesmug.

crunchy ass

Someone who is sleep deprived or stressed there for making them crabby and/or cranky and unpleasant for other people to be around
It would be easier to talk to you if your crunchy ass would get some sleep!
by Monique R February 22, 2009
mugGet the crunchy assmug.

Crunchy Ass Birdhouses

When your friends are being some crunchy ass birdhouses
"you guys are some crunchy ass birdhouses"
by iswearimnotjustin July 8, 2020
mugGet the Crunchy Ass Birdhousesmug.

crunchy ass nigga

A weak ass motherfucker. Anyone one named Jay spits and Thee MG
by Infinite Errection December 11, 2014
mugGet the crunchy ass niggamug.

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