ass commander 

a particularly accomplished butt cowboy, also viceroy of enormous gay sect

you are an ass commander, all hail the revered ass commander

ass commander by viceroy greg October 12, 2008

ass commando 

A person who is a master at commandeering the human anus.

Man that guy who wouldn't sell us those eggs was an ass commando

ass commando by http://timsite.tk June 16, 2004

ass raiding commando 

adj; homosexual who loves the cock in his ass

dude, this guy is an ass raiding commando

ass raiding commando by randy January 13, 2005

ass raiding commando 

Some kind of homosex type who put a deeg in a buttock

What are you...some kind of ass raiding commando

ass raiding commando by Cangh Jui May 18, 2003

ass raiding commando 

1)n. a homosexual male
2)n. one who raids the ass of another
3)n. a military professional whom has sexual anal intercourse
4)n. a group of radicals who invaded the asyrian ancient land to drive out archaeologists who were believed to be practicing unsound doctorine in the sacred land in 1956

1) "That ass raiding commando hit on me."
2) "Our new gerbil is an ass raiding commando!"
3) "I heard the new Captain is an ass raiding commando."

ass raiding commando by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

asscommander

a total tool. an all around asshole

I'm glad my sister finally decided to divorce that guy. He was such an asscommander!

asscommander by Mr. Man and Patois February 27, 2011