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ass clapped 

ass clapped is when you get your ass beat, but in a nonsexual way.
me: I didn't finish my homework for 1st period.
my sleep paralysis demon: broooo you're gonna get your ass clapped.
ass clapped by Vanswhat February 13, 2019
Words you can keep

ur ass cheeks being clapped 

The joke

Hey duude listen
what
the sound of your ass cheeks being clapped
Go: hey duude listen
Bo: listen to what
Go: to the sound of your ass cheeks being clapped

ass clapper 

one really loud and long fart, ie. a fart that sounds like a Harley Davidson at idle.
WOW, did you hear Holly's fart...it was a real ass clapper.
ass clapper by Russell Pridgen December 23, 2007

Cleveland Ass Clapper 

The art of inserting both hands in your
lovers ass and clapping to ecstacy.
Harold preformed the Cleveland Ass Clapper
on Freddy by clapping the entire alphabet
followed by knick knack paddy wack!!

hot-ass clapper 

When slammin a hottie from behind, the force and friction of penetration cause the ass cheeks to violently clap together causing extreme sound.
I am going to give your mother a hot-ass clapper.
hot-ass clapper by Livi January 7, 2005

Ass Clapper 130 

The nickname of the AC 130 killstreak in Black Ops and other CoD games.
Player 1: Dude! I almost have my eleventh kill!
Player 2: Oh yeah! Send out the Ass Clapper 130!
Ass Clapper 130 by AC9 April 13, 2011

Ass Chapped 

To Have A Confused Look On Your Face ! To Feel Dumb Stupid , Intimidated !!!!
Mama was looking hella ass chapped when we didnt come home form after prom ;) .
Ass Chapped by georgiaa Peach ! November 9, 2012
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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