ass checked

Around 20 years ago there was a hepatitis A outbreak in fast food restaurants from employees not washing their hands after they took a shit and when getting ass checked is when one employee goes to the restroom and takes a shit and doesn't wash their hands and prepares your food and the next day or two you're vomiting profusely or have diarrhea therefore you have gotten ass checked

"Man last night I think I got ass checked by eating at Taco Bell "

by Turkey hill September 24, 2016

Ass Checkers

A variation of the classic board game "checkers", Ass Checkers is a game in which two opponents, or immediate family members, squat on opposing sides of a checkered table cloth and take turns "capturing" squares by staining them via the targeted release of wet farts, or "sharts"

"god dammit, I contracted cholera playing ass checkers"

by shartstain2 October 29, 2015