ass bastard
The name for a person so foul or stupid that they could only have been conceived out of wedlock through anal sex.
ass bastard by Tim Mad Dammit July 24, 2008
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ass bastard
Someone who is so wrong and impossible he or she could have only been spawned from the rear end of some single possibly male homosexual person.
ass bastard by Dody Bush December 11, 2008
Ass-Bastard
I hate that guy, he's a complete ass-bastard.
So your dads aren't married? That'd make you an ass-bastard, huh?
So your dads aren't married? That'd make you an ass-bastard, huh?
Ass-Bastard by Safe Seraphim June 28, 2008
Ass Bastard Fuck
An exlamatory used to show DEEP DESTRESS or severe emotional anger.
Multi-purpous word to call some one if they piss you off.
Three curse words thrown into a pile of words and used when no other words will come out.
Multi-purpous word to call some one if they piss you off.
Three curse words thrown into a pile of words and used when no other words will come out.
Ass Bastard Fuck by Kung Fu actiion grip kick ass gammete Jackson July 21, 2004
jive ass bastard
Paul: Hey man you see that guy walking over there wearing that lame hat?
Charles: Yeah, what a jive ass bastard.
Charles: Yeah, what a jive ass bastard.
jive ass bastard by Prakka Lars March 25, 2009
Prick Ass Bastard
A Sarcastic pain in the ass who gives everyone a hard time. Also, has the ability to turn any phrase heard into a sexual comment. Name given to me, Thanks Jill!
Prick Ass Bastard by pstage August 4, 2007
lame ass bastard
lame ass bastard by jimmy the pric May 21, 2005
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