Ass Wookie

Large, Very Hairy Mens ass, often a brother or uncle.

holy crap did you see his butt crack when he bent over? Marks got so much hair on his ass it looks like a Wookie. yea man Mark is a big Ass Wookie.

by Grimreaper8069 November 9, 2009

wookie ass

An ass so hairy, dark, and smelly that it frightens children, women, and pretty much anyone who looks at it. Sometimes referred to as the "Forest Moon of Endor" the ass has been known to be used as a photo bomb in friends text messages, PM's, and IM's. The only way to clean this ass, and get it to something resembling a normal human's, is to have it perch upon "Leigh's Toilet Bidet" and spray for approximately 8-12 hours.

Happy: OMG Kelly why did you just bomb me with wookie ass while I'm eating lunch with my parents?

Kelly: Legit LOL happy you didn't tell me you were eating lunch with your parents. Wookie ass just sent me a picture doing the Shawn Michael's pose with a broom here it comes!

by N Barber September 18, 2014

wookiee ass

n., a very hairy anus, an anus that resemble's a wookiee's from Star Wars.

That guy is so hairy no way he don't have a wookiee ass. Fr Fr dude.

by BigDu226 November 30, 2017

Asscookies

When you let feces dry in your asscrack, it leaves behind asscookies.

"Asscookies are falling out all over the place!"

by Josh Pimpington December 16, 2007

asswookie

Person with a hairy backside

I was making out with my new boyfriends when I found out he was an Asswookie.

by Barbara September 8, 2003

Asscookie

An English spin on German slang (Arschkeks)

1. Someone or something that is a pain in the ass.

"Dude! Why you gotta be such a damn asscookie!?!"

by Katy H. M. October 17, 2008

asswookie

A Legendary rare breed of Donkey (hence "ass") interbred with a Wookie.

I was walking down the street and I saw a real asswookie!

by Alan August 21, 2004