ass rice 

contrived from the phrase "that's right"
usually said quickly

Tinsley: I heard you liked to party

Sara: ASS RICE

ass rice by milkymilk December 4, 2010

Ass-Rice 

The white fragments of toilet tissue that get tangled in the hair around the anus after a particularly wet bowel movement. Unless removed immediately, ass-rice can cause great discomfort.

"The toilet tissue in the public bathroom is so cheap! Not only does my finger break through it but I have to spend several painful minutes picking out the ass-rice left behind."

Ass-Rice by sketchpad September 12, 2009

long ass rice 

A synonym for noodles, as heard on Parks & Recreation.

I love eating at that Chinese place, they have the best long ass rice you'll ever eat.

Long ass rice? What's that?

Noodles. You're kidding right? Long ass rice are noodles......are you fucking high?

long ass rice by Fred Ledge September 25, 2011

rice my ass 

What you say when you want an Asian man to fuck your ass.

Hey Dong, will you rice my ass?

rice my ass by jerkoff April 18, 2005

assrice 

Assrice is ass hair that has dandruff or lice.

My girl has assrice becuse I see lice on the toilet seat.

assrice by Banquet meals April 23, 2021