The white fragments of toilet tissue that get tangled in the hair around the anus after a particularly wet bowel movement. Unless removed immediately, ass-rice can cause great discomfort.
"The toilet tissue in the public bathroom is so cheap! Not only does my finger break through it but I have to spend several painful minutes picking out the ass-rice left behind."
by sketchpad September 12, 2009
Get the Ass-Ricemug. by milkymilk December 4, 2010
Get the ass ricemug. I love eating at that Chinese place, they have the best long ass rice you'll ever eat.
Long ass rice? What's that?
Noodles. You're kidding right? Long ass rice are noodles......are you fucking high?
Long ass rice? What's that?
Noodles. You're kidding right? Long ass rice are noodles......are you fucking high?
by Fred Ledge September 25, 2011
Get the long ass ricemug.