1. Four legged mammal similar in appearance to a horse, albeit a particularly straggly, smelly horse. The donkey belongs to this particular segment of equestrians.

2. The buttocks/anus.

3. A woman/man of particular aesthetic quality.

4. A fool. In this context, usually prefixed with 'dumb'.

5. Used as a suffix for any number of adjectives, usually by children. See below for examples.
1. "I will buy this ass for seven groats, no more!"

2. "My ass is killing me. I'm never eating Chicken Phaal again."

3. "Shheeeaaat! Check out that fine piece 'o' ass! (whistle)"

4. "You dumbass! Get the cat out of there, I need to do a number two!"

5. Lame-ass, Dumb-ass, Stoopid-ass(sic), Fruity-ass, Vacuous-ass, Interminable-ass, Destabilisable-ass.
by Coaldrone January 24, 2004
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1. (n.) glutimus-maximus
2. (suff.) Used to form the comparative degree of adjectives: tight-ass; bad-ass; crazy-ass
1. Get off yo' ass and dance!
2. Them's some crazy-ass motherfuckers.
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Having to do with, or referring to, George W. Bush
That ass decided to invade Iraq.
by Canadian88 April 20, 2006
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A seat permanently attached to you for life. According to the Tourette's Guy, it's embarrassing as f*ck to have one.
"It's embarrassing as f*ck to have an ass!"- Tourette's Guy
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