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asoni is a term used for people who are in a relationship. One is small, and the other is tall.
they have an asoni relationship!!
Asoni by hoseok lover June 28, 2017

asofiafia 

Asofiafia is a great name for a girl who was just born she is very loving and never gives up in school she makes everybody laugh and has a great smile, running into a asofiafia be the best decision you ever made
I ran into a girl named Asofiafia, she made me laugh and her smile is perfect, wow.
asofiafia by James smith king November 22, 2021
An Asonti is goofy and funny, if you go too far with her, she will curse you out and be at the stage to beat your ass, most of the time she will leave you to go with other friends. She is smart and nice and will take up for you.
Let's go be friends with Asonti
Asonti by Asanna December 12, 2021

anonfilly 

A gender bent, age regressed version of 4chans anon that is pictured as a green horse with a black maine and a black question mark cutie mark on its butt. Often referenced in /mlp/ and shipped with other my little pony characters characters.
BronyAnon: "guys, can we start a thread for anonfilly/anonfill art?"
anonfilly by Anontard March 5, 2024
If her name is Asonti, cuff her. She bad af funny af silly af, and she will always have your back. She probably loves to argue but only if bitches fuck with her. She don’t bother nobody she just sit and look pretty. She most likely always keeps her hair done cause she never looks like the opps. You can’t fuck with her, period. You fuck around you get fucked up, seriously. It’s nothing like an Asonti. She’ll beat a ho ass for her bitches she also will argue over her nigga and won’t gaf. Did i mention she’s funny? Okay yeah. Asonti is the best thing to have, everyone needs an Asonti. She’s sweet, genuine, and loving. She might be a little shy at first but when she gets comfortable around you she is the funniest, realest, weirdest ho ever. She has no filter and doesn’t care what she says, tmi isn’t a word in her vocabulary. Go find an Asonti
I wish i was like Asonti she’s so inspirational
Asonti by ahothatwillclockyotea March 24, 2025

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