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Basically a walking legend. No one has ever seen an asomy and are only know to the world as a myth. Asomys are usually highly intelligent and attractive.
They also tend to have the better jobs which pay the most.
Asomy is a legend
asomy by Toast and beans February 23, 2022
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asomy • asmy • asoryuu • ASOM • Asome • afomya • Aiomy • amomy • ascomycetes • asemya

el asomado 

name given in peru to the technique in which you place your erected pennis vertically against your pants to avoid the erection to be noticed. Usually used in classrooms or other social situations.
Chato: how was the power point presentation yesterday?

Tomas: i had to do "el asomado".....but i think Mauchi noticed it anyway.....
el asomado by shaolindelamor May 8, 2011
The art of entrusting somebody your life mission, but dying before you actually tell them about it.
-What are you even doing?
-No idea, I'm left with an asoryuu.
Asoryuu by antixanthomonas January 8, 2022
She is a true artist! Is loving, innocent and caring just everything you've ever wanted in a person. She sacrifices a lot for ones that don't deserve it but knows her place and worth. A sucker for nature. Got a killer voice! Wildest laughter and most breathtaking smile to cover the tears that keep her wide awake at night leaving her to gaze at the stars searching for what she couldn't find inside. She is smart, patient, overbearing and pure. She loves, thinks and falls deeply. Got an Afomya in your life? If yes then never let her go... or else you'll regret it.
Judging by your crazy laughter I'd say you're on some Afomya
afomya by Gogetter😜 June 8, 2020
ashmy is a person that is sensitive she is loyal person she can be mean but deep inside she’s actually really nice if she doesn’t like you you can tell she doesn’t like you she will love you if you treat her the same way she does she loves food she will eat until she can’t no more it’s honestly incredible
“omfg have you guys seen ashmy”
“yesss bro she is so niceeee”
Ashmy by youboiskinnypp April 30, 2019
the greatest ship of all time. basically canon at this point
"hey i ship asoryuu"
"omg same they're basically canon"
asoryuu by asoryuuactivist December 18, 2022
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