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Asmongold 

A person who goes big dick (big clit for women) in a video game
I just went asmongold on that boss. Didn't get any purps doe. C-can I get that btw?
Asmongold by pt_yrrep_x March 9, 2017

Asmongold 

He's like my dad
Asmongold is bald.
Asmongold by Sir Defines Stuff October 3, 2018

Asmongold 

A famous Youtuber and Twitch streamer who plays World of Warcraft and has been playing since the summer of 2006. He joined Youtube in the year 2010. He was born in Austin, Texas to 2 parents and a multitude of siblings. He started streaming in the 2016 and has been enjoying doing it ever since. His irl first name is Zack. His World of Warcraft story began in the summer of 2006 when his friend Zack, saw the game on his shelf while they were playing Halo and told him that they should play the game and he has been playing ever since. He currently has over 3.5 years of game time and is the guild leader for the Alliance Progressive Raiding Guild "Indestructible". Over the years, he managed to generate over 28000 achievement points, 3.8 million gold, 4.5 million health points, and an ilvl of 925. He currently resides in Austin, Texas with his parents in which live with him. He is definitely one of the greatest WoW players to ever live. He is an absolute true legend.
If we are going to complete this raid, we need to go full Asmongold on this fucking boss, you get me?

Sup y'all, it's me, it's ya boy Asmongold.
Asmongold by DJT for prez July 30, 2017

Asmongold 

A Asmongold is a definition to describe severe hair loss or upcoming balding.
I have a Asmongold, could you work around that for my cut?
Asmongold by Luka ter October 29, 2022

asmongold 

1.- (noun) The crusty smelly orange shit on an unwashed dick specific to an unwashed world of warcraft player's cock. Otherwise it's just "dick cheese"

2.- (verb) To give an "expert" opinion an a subject one is completely uneducated on
1.a brb. I gotta shower and wipe this asmongold off my dick

2.a Man you don't know shit about what u talking about. Fool, don't asmongold me
2.b "... They come from an inferior culture, that is horrible, it kills people ..."
asmongold by ne0ooo February 10, 2025

Asmongolding

1) Using your clout for free shit

2) To bald
I finally started asmongolding until I got my epic mount!

Shit man, now that I'm 40 I'm asmongolding.
Asmongolding by Mushaseman October 17, 2020
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