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asian man 

a person who is smarter than smart.
The average test score was 69% and it somehow got to 95%. Who could've done this? Asian Man.
asian man by thxnder November 2, 2020

Asian man 

Asian man is a picture of a naked Chinese man with a long schlong...
His pics are sent out by the legendary jj olatunji
Asian man by Naked Chinese man June 22, 2020

Asian man 

Doesn’t want America to steal his rice
Asian man: OH NO, AMERICA, PLEASE DO NOT STEAL MY RICE!
America: Too late, Asian man
Asian man by Little 80 year old Asian November 29, 2019

asian man 

An Asian man who’s grandma abuses him in public with the chancla.
asian man by Asian WOOMAN October 20, 2018

Asian man in da snow 

Chinese egghead lookin god who beautifully sang Xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao. He got some competition with the Chinese neckman tho
My sex slave: Who's that guy who sang xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao?

The dried up cum sock under my bed: Dawg that be the Asian man in da snow

asian man records 

only the best record label ever. theyve put out cds by the likes of five iron frenzy, less than jake and the toasters. most of there bands are ska, but there is rock, punk, reggae and rocksteady. Mike Park is the owner. they are for bands and organizations that support peace and equality.
type in the url "asian man records", delete the spaces and add the a period, a "C" a "O" and a "M" to find out more
asian man records by johnlovesska September 25, 2005
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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