Synonyms: Twat, cheat, old, phil collins with less hair

Usage: To make a tit out of yourself by doing something completely stupid, e.g. fiance catches you having sex with an whore

Etymology: Stems from Latin word 'Asism' meaning Cunt

Shit, my wife just caught me in the middle of an ashism

Ashism by Dyke-On-A-Bike February 27, 2005

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asstism

someone who has been diagnosed being an asshole

No Mom, dad isn't autistic, he has asstism.

asstism by cagrumbly March 31, 2020

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asheismymom

hottest, sexiest, nicest, coolest person EVER on tiktok and also did i mention hot

guy1: hey look at that really really hot person over there
guy2: oh yeah that’s asheismymom

asheismymom by asheismymom June 3, 2021

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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