ashantiasia 

a monkey who has no friends the worst thing you will ever look at and likes to suck people hard

you are such an ashantiasia

ashantiasia by donutboyoiii January 8, 2019

aphantasia 

is the inability to voluntarily create mental images in one's mind. The phenomenon was first described by Francis Galton in 1880 but has since remained relatively unstudied

I HAVE aphantasia SO I CAN'T SEE PICTURES IN MY HEAD.

WAIT REALLY? PICTURE AN APPLE WHAT DO YOU SEE?

NOTHING!!

aphantasia by LOOKSLIKEIMNOTOKAY November 4, 2022

aphantasia 

Aphantasia is a misnomer, commonly referring to the inability to create pictures or images within your head. It affects less than 2% of the population. It does not affect visual memory or imagination/creativity.
A good metaphor is if you imagine your brain as a computer, your eyes as a keyboard, and your mind's eye as a monitor. The computer and keyboard still work, but the monitor is unplugged.

"I have aphantasia."
"What is that?"
"It's a condition that means I can't visualize something."

aphantasia by ShadowDev November 24, 2023

Aphantasiac

A person who has little to no ability to create mental images, and "sees" through concepts, feelings, and/or inner narration

The aphantasiac mapped out the room in their head without ever visualizing it

Aphantasiac by theyear2763 February 8, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019