asha-louise 

Asha-Louise is the most beautiful girl you will ever see. Usually has long dark hair and is an incredible best friend. She is a bad ass and can argue with someone for years just to prove her point. Her beauty will make everyone's heads turn and will always be kind and generous unless you irritate her. You should never try to argue with an Asha-Louise because she can and will get really angry. She can be really emotional so she can need a lot of love from friends and family. If you ever have a crush on an Asha-Louise you should tell her. She will most likely love you back. You can guarantee her self confidence is above the charts and is extremely intelligent. Asha-Louise is very creative and artistic and loves to draw and doodle. Asha-Louise is very, very cute and can be very shy at times. In front on friends she's always very loud and funny. This girl will be the love of your life as long as you treat her as she deserves, she'll treat you like her prince and will love you forever if you truly love her. This girl will be the most amazing best friend you will ever have. The only person who can prove her wrong is her best friend. This pretty girl is all you would ever need.

Person 1: Did you see that hot chick over there?
Person 2: Oh yeah, she must be an Asha-Louise

asha-louise by XxHeyItzEmmaxX December 2, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012