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asdfghjk 

the way you feel when you type random letters.
Mood: asdfghjk
asdfghjk by that tramp December 24, 2008
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asdfghjk 

asdfghjk by Ru :) <33333333 May 17, 2023

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjk;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjk;'zxcvbnm,./ 

Wow, your that fuckin' bored you typed your whole keyboard..
TWICE?
Oh my jeez..
Me: ... im so bored
Me: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjk;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjk;'zxcvbnm,./

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>? 

When you are so god damn bored you type every possible thing on your keyboard starting with ` and going down until you reach / then you do the same thing holding shift
ack im about to die of boredom lets just put this random thing in `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?

asdfghjklkjhgfdsa 

Congrats. You took your hand from a to l and back on your Qwerty keyboard.

I know you're in class right now, supposed to be learning about the particle model of electricity, reviewing for the final test before exams. But you're still here messing around on urban dictionary.
You: I should be doing my work, but I'll just write asdfghjklkjhgfdsa
asdfghjklkjhgfdsa by S-Sclass January 6, 2020

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ 

Are you really that bored?
You are?
Well If you are you will listen to my story on me falling down the stairs!
So 4 days ago on a Friday in 2020 (The Terrible year) I was walking down my corridor to go to PE and my relief teacher that no one likes held me back to talk to me about something and a minute later he was done (Finally) and I went down the stairs, but then my foot got stuck in a gap between the actual stair and the cover of the stair and I fell 12 stairs from the top to the bottom and only came out with a swollen wrist, cut wrists, bleeding knees, 4 bruises and some Trauma, So yeah, Go do something productive with your life
`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ Is the thing you just looked up

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>??><mnbvcxz":lkjhgfdsa|}{poiuytrewq+_)(*&^%$#@!/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321` 

The ultamite anatomy of the Urban DIctionary. This is the most unsearchable thing ever.
`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>??><mnbvcxz":lkjhgfdsa|}{poiuytrewq+_)(*&^%$#@!/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\]poiuytrewq=-0987654321` is when [NInja is smashing his keyboard playing fortnite
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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