Definitions by Whenyouyouwhenyouwhem

HAHT MAMA 

This.. this is what happens when you find a hot woman, thats all I gotta say.

Me: *scrolling on Instagram*
Me: *finds a hawt woman*
Me: HAHT MAMA eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes head with hammer OOOOOHHHH I’M DYYYYYYYIIN’ slams chair on table

HAHT MAMA by Whenyouyouwhenyouwhem July 18, 2021

WHOA MAMA 

You find a hot woman on the internet, pretty self explanatory If id say..
( mostly simps use this word )

Me: *scrolling on instagram and a hot woman pops up*
Me: WHOA MAMA awOOOga

WHOA MAMA by Whenyouyouwhenyouwhem July 18, 2021

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;’zxcvbnm,./ 

So, your either in class in wanna pass some Time,
or your.. bored. maybe.. Both even..

Me: im so fuckin bored,
Me: time to go to urban dictionary and put `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;’zxcvbnm,./ in the search bar.
Me: lets see what shows up
Teacher: your unmuted..

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;’zxcvbnm,./ by Whenyouyouwhenyouwhem July 18, 2021

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjk;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjk;'zxcvbnm,./ 

Wow, your that fuckin' bored you typed your whole keyboard..
TWICE?
Oh my jeez..

Me: ... im so bored
Me: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjk;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjk;'zxcvbnm,./

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjk;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjk;'zxcvbnm,./ by Whenyouyouwhenyouwhem July 18, 2021