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asdfghjklmnbvcxzpoiuytrewq 

when you so bored and you've typed everything else so you decide to type the middle row left to right the the bottom row right to left and then the top row right to left.
The absolute most bored you can get. It is even above lkjhgfdsazxcvbnmpoiuytrewq
God: "You must do something worthy of my power to progress to a higher dimension.
Person: *asdfghjklmnbvcxzpoiuytrewq*
God: "AMAZING!!!! I never thought of that, you are beyond even me in your powers."
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asdfghjklmnbvcxzpoiuytrewq 

a really rare phenomenon, when the keyboard's user is bored to death and presses the middle letters left to right, the bottom ones right to left, and the top ones the same. Typically done when in class and being a lazy ass.
"Did you write your essay?''
- "No, I wrote asdfghjklmnbvcxzpoiuytrewq"

asdfghjklmnbvcxzpoiuytrewq 

when you are really bored because you were supposed to do homework and try to invent a new word
your a asdfghjklmnbvcxzpoiuytrewq
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