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asdfghjklmnbvcxzpoiuytrewq 

when you so bored and you've typed everything else so you decide to type the middle row left to right the the bottom row right to left and then the top row right to left.
The absolute most bored you can get. It is even above lkjhgfdsazxcvbnmpoiuytrewq
God: "You must do something worthy of my power to progress to a higher dimension.
Person: *asdfghjklmnbvcxzpoiuytrewq*
God: "AMAZING!!!! I never thought of that, you are beyond even me in your powers."
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asdfghjklmnbvcxzpoiuytrewq 

a really rare phenomenon, when the keyboard's user is bored to death and presses the middle letters left to right, the bottom ones right to left, and the top ones the same. Typically done when in class and being a lazy ass.
"Did you write your essay?''
- "No, I wrote asdfghjklmnbvcxzpoiuytrewq"

asdfghjklmnbvcxzpoiuytrewq 

when you are really bored because you were supposed to do homework and try to invent a new word
your a asdfghjklmnbvcxzpoiuytrewq

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026