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asdfghjklmnbvcxzpoiuytrewq 

when you so bored and you've typed everything else so you decide to type the middle row left to right the the bottom row right to left and then the top row right to left.
The absolute most bored you can get. It is even above lkjhgfdsazxcvbnmpoiuytrewq
God: "You must do something worthy of my power to progress to a higher dimension.
Person: *asdfghjklmnbvcxzpoiuytrewq*
God: "AMAZING!!!! I never thought of that, you are beyond even me in your powers."
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asdfghjklmnbvcxzpoiuytrewq 

a really rare phenomenon, when the keyboard's user is bored to death and presses the middle letters left to right, the bottom ones right to left, and the top ones the same. Typically done when in class and being a lazy ass.
"Did you write your essay?''
- "No, I wrote asdfghjklmnbvcxzpoiuytrewq"

asdfghjklmnbvcxzpoiuytrewq 

when you are really bored because you were supposed to do homework and try to invent a new word
your a asdfghjklmnbvcxzpoiuytrewq
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026