asbestos hands Share definition Flag What my aunt and lots of waitstaff have, that let you take a hot plate right out of the oven without an oven mitt. "Damn! I just burned my hand on this! That waitress must have asbestos hands." asbestos hands by MSG November 17, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the asbestos hands mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch