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Worst of the worst. Lowest of the low. Poorer than dirt. Pussy as hell. Soft like baby shit. Gayer than Guarte Mercado himself. Makes a mamabimbolo look good and a bobolongo sound like heaven. Smells like ass.
"Diablo loko, eso dos tiguere Luis Fuentes y Amit Ali si son unh buen pare de asarozo."
asarozo by rassasssakass April 20, 2008
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A Spanish slang word meaning bothersome, annoying, etc. This word may also refer to a person who is bad luck or brings bad luck to someone.
Bob- Can I please have those $20 i asked you for?
Juan- no.
Bob- please?
Juan- no.
Bob- pleaseeeee?
Juan- damn man que asaroso que eres!
asaroso by cuernu January 18, 2008
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