The smartest race in the world, they fall into many categories for example, you have smart nerdy asian, dumbass cool asian, and normal asians. They all have 5 ninja death stars strapped to their belt buckles, and they all have samurai swords strapped to their back. They can whip out the sword in 0.3738921 seconds and cut your stupid fucking head off.
Not to be fucked with.
Many people underestimate the size of the asian cock, the truth is, asian's keep their cocks folded atleast 100 times. The actual size of an asian's penis is unknown depending on how many times the asian folds it. The only known information that we have gathered is the average size of a half folded asian cock is about 72 inches.
Example 1:
Person 1: I hate asian people
Asian: WTF you talkin about bitch! HIYAH!
*Whips sword out in 0.3738921 seconds*
Person 1: I'm sorry man
*Person 1'shead gets cut off*
Asian: Now I'm guna go fold my penis :D
Example 3:
(Scenario: In changeroom, after basketball practise)
White Guy(Only made the team as a water boy): Hey asian, why is your dick wrinkly?
Asian: Oh i have to go unfold it now
White Guy(Only made the team as a water boy): WTF do you mean? You fold your cock?
Asian: I have to fold it because if i didn't then everyone on the court would be tripping.
When someone preaches some truths, you use this phrase (usually in comment sections online) as a way of agreeing.
For instance on Facebook you may have:
Person A: "You should never blame a whole group of people for the actions of a few people within that group!"
Person B: Say It Again Louder For The People In The Back.
Trying actively and publicly to make me feel paranoid about being watched is why you kids got murder just there and it's good that it happened and need to happened again to the right people
Hym "Trying actively and publicly to make me feel paranoid about being watched is why you kids gotmurder just there and it's good that it happened and need to happened again to the right people. You'd think you'd get tired of the child murder but I guess he likes it and wants me to do it."
A word that describes the activities or actions that Asians do on a daily basis. The word is based on people that are Asian and what their typical life is and their duties. It can be a crazy action or maybe a daily action most Asians do.
"Hey Jim Jun Chun Un, shall we go garden and pick up the apples on the tree today? "
The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.
Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”