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The ruler of memes. She is the one and only soulmate that rule memes like it was nothing.
This girl just sent me the best meme ever, she must be an Asaal
asaal by Jesper iess November 14, 2017
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Farsi for the word "honey."

Asaal’s are beautiful, funny, intelligent, caring, and ambitious. Asaal’s tend to have rocking bodies, gorgeous eyes, amazing hair, and are otherwise sexy as hell. You will know you have met an asaal if she only grows more beautiful as you get to know her.
You: I had an amazing conversation with this woman last night at my friend's party. She is a total asaal.

Me: Finding an asaal is rare, dude. You better make plans with that lady ASAP!
Asaal by Asaalesmajl November 21, 2021
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Asal is a caring and, loving girl. She would do anything for her loved ones. Super cool! Full of great humour. Lives for the night. Doesn’t express her feelings and emotions to a lot of people. Rarely. Shy at first, but once you get to know her, she is the coolest person you will ever meet. She doesn’t make a lot of close eye contact with random people. Though when she does look into your eyes it feels like your looking into the most unique and extraordinary eyes. When it sparkles in the sun you will notice a thousands of colours. That will melt your heart.
Kimberly: Hey wanna go to the party?
Logan: Sure! Let’s ask Asal if she would like to come too.
Asal by Lumpy potatoe24 January 3, 2018
Assala is literally the best girl on the face of the earth. She brings such joy and light to life it's amazing. She treats people so sweetly like everyone is her own. She has soft hands and soft hair, a really sexy body, and her body warmth makes you feel amazing. Everyone loves her (even if she doesn't believe it), and damn she's so gorgeous (even if she doesn't believe that either but she really should).

She is very hard to get.
She is a person you can trust and you should never give up on. She needs you as much as you do her. If you are loyal to her she will return the favor, but if u screw with her you lost your chances.

Assala waits for the right man. And if it's you damnnn you're a lucky guy, she'll be the best thing that will ever happen to you. Assala is shy at first. Only because she's scared she'll get hurt. She's been hurt too many times in the past. But when she opens up to you, you'll never want to let her go. Assala is sweet and innocent, but take her out and you will be amazed. Fun and sexy, you would never guess Assala has a bit of dirty mind. She is adventurous if you know what I mean, but is still the classiest gal you could find.

When you find a Assala, you better grab her before someone else does.
Assala
Assala by anonymous Ilias September 12, 2019

Assalias 

n. The name given to a chick's ass.
Guy "Damn girl, that thing is huge! What's its assalias?"
Girl "I call her Sheeba."
Assalias by migga please May 5, 2009
Asal is the name of prettiest and smartest girls alive they are so talented and knows everything,they are very good at being bad tho. Dont mess with asal
Wow she’s flawless,is her name asal?
Asal by Iblame whiskey August 16, 2018
Armenian Secret Army for the Liberation of Armenia, group of roughly three Armenians in Lebanon (Monte, Hagop, and Alec) who wreaked havoc on Turkish diplomatic installations in Western and Southern Europe during the early 1970s despite having a roughly $800 budget and operating out of a seventh floor "clubhouse" in Bourj Hamoud whose bathroom only got cleaned once when Monte's mom visited. Considered legends by some.
Hagop Hagopian: Well axper, it seems as though your qualifications are in order. Welcome to ASALA
Multilingual Monte Melkonian: Wunderbar! When do I get to meet the mysterious Hagop Hagopian and the other higher-ups?
Hagop Hagopian: That's me. We have this one other guy, but he hasn't been around in a while. Also I have autism.

Monte Melkonian: Aw shucks, I gave up my archeology program for this??
ASALA by Pernicious Lim December 17, 2018
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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