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arsepurse
The modern day prison wallet, most commonly found on the female persons in the outside world. Commonly known as 'the other hole'. The spacious subspace betwixt the cheeks that contains the sum of your fortunes.
exp 1. Mike: "My arsepurse can fit at least £1000 in £2 coins, doesn't weigh more than 4.5kg so easy to transport"
exp 2. Tim: "the tighter the arse, the better the financial security"
exp 3. Guy: "its like wearing cowboy spurs without the boots; they make that jingle sound as they walk."
exp 2. Tim: "the tighter the arse, the better the financial security"
exp 3. Guy: "its like wearing cowboy spurs without the boots; they make that jingle sound as they walk."
arsepurse by QuantumSGT June 27, 2022
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arseparsnip
This is a very special special variety of parsnip which is may be inserted by the dominant party into the receptive party’s arse, hence the name arseparsnip see,because it’s a parsnip that you stick up your… yeah, you get it.
Due to the nature of this very special special parsnip’s employment, you may or may not want to consume the parsnip, once it’s primary objective has been completed. This will depend entirely on your penchant for a nuttier roast
Due to the nature of this very special special parsnip’s employment, you may or may not want to consume the parsnip, once it’s primary objective has been completed. This will depend entirely on your penchant for a nuttier roast
Henry: Get down on the floor and open your legs!
Chris: Yes master
Henry: I'm going to shove this arseparsnip deep inside you, it might hurt, but you should be used to that by now.
Chris: Thank you master
Chris: Yes master
Henry: I'm going to shove this arseparsnip deep inside you, it might hurt, but you should be used to that by now.
Chris: Thank you master
arseparsnip by captain_ricebox April 3, 2009
Asspurse
1. A back-pocket 2. Another word for a fanny-pack 3. An insult...one of those kind of funny ones that no-one can really get mad at. Basically we here, reserve this insult for Kent Smith. To call some one an ass-purse, they must be worse then a shit-bag.
"Hey, your wallet was stolen out of your ass purse"
"That ass-purse makes you look like such a tourist"
"Kent Smith is such an asspurse"
"You're no shit-bag, you're an asspurse"
"Not even Napoleon Dynamite or Mariah Carey are good enough to be called ass-purses."
"That ass-purse makes you look like such a tourist"
"Kent Smith is such an asspurse"
"You're no shit-bag, you're an asspurse"
"Not even Napoleon Dynamite or Mariah Carey are good enough to be called ass-purses."
Asspurse by Justin Spiewak and Ryan Smith January 29, 2006
Arsepurgers Syndrome
A physical ailment which necessitates the continual and rapid use of a toilet.
Often accompanied by slooshing sounds and groans of relief and/or suprise.
Often accompanied by slooshing sounds and groans of relief and/or suprise.
"I was just about to use my best line, when i was suddenly struck with an uncontrollable bout of Arsepurgers Syndrome, the clean-up bill was quite unexpectedly steep..."
Arsepurgers Syndrome by Shakinglikeafool August 3, 2007
arsepuss
i was gonna pound this chick i met at this party so hard then when she took her clothes off i saw she had a arsepuss
arsepuss by Tehawesomee April 8, 2010
arseburger
arseburger by w000b April 20, 2004
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