arse paste  

The slimy, acrid and bacteria-filled gunk which coagulates and gathers in one's crack.

The heat of the day left its telltale mark of arse paste on his shorts.

arse paste by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel December 24, 2008

Arsemaster

1.one who masters the arse.

2.one who excells in the use of arses for pleasure

3.one who fucks unsuspecting bystanders up the arses hen they aren't looking then runs off into the bush before they can figure out whodunnit

you are an arsemaster

Arsemaster by specky March 28, 2005

Arsemaster

Leader of a party of politicians

George bush

Arsemaster by Carpman May 14, 2003

ArseMaster

One who is Super lucky or Arsy.

"Dude! Josh just splashed a 3 pointer from half court"... "Whoa! What an ArseMaster"

ArseMaster by Psychwinder November 1, 2021

Arsemaster

That would put me in charge of you then, you arse

D.O. is an arse

Arsemaster by Carpman July 3, 2003

Arsemaster

carpman

you are arsemaster

Arsemaster by D.O. June 13, 2003

Arsemaster

(adjective) (phonetically: arse-mar-stir)

Common insult like "dick" and such. Can be used to describe Justin Beiber and other people you don't like.

arsemasti (plural) (phonetically: arse-marst-eye)

1.

Teacher: Why haven't you done the hand-written, 900 page essay I set for you yesterday you lazy fool?!

Me: I have dyslexia sir.

Teacher: That is no excuse you retard! (starts frothing at mouth)

Me: You're such an arsemaster!

2.

Teacher: LAZY FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!

Teacher's boyfriend: You tell him Ben! *gropes arse*

Me: You guys are arsemasti.

Arsemaster by God_of_pussy September 25, 2010