Armpit of America

As Bob approached the border of PA, he could see the sign that always brightened his day up:
"Welcome to Pennysylvania."

"Ahhh, I feel better already" thought Bob.

Armpit of America by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 4, 2004

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Armpit of America

The dirtiest and yet awkwardly located city in the U.S.A which is El Paso, Texas which also borders Mexico’s dirty city Juarez.

“Im from the armpit of america. El Paso.”

Armpit of America by DevMACINTOSH October 9, 2020

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the armpit of america

Ohio.

“What state are we driving through?”
“The armpit of america”
“ah Ohio”

the armpit of america by swag honey November 27, 2021

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the armpit of america

Ohio.

“What state are we driving through?”
“the armpit of america”
“ah ohio”

the armpit of america by swag honey November 27, 2021

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The armpit of America is Michigan.

Wow, that state sucks, it's the armpit of America

the armpit of america by The master of all things July 4, 2014

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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