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Armatti is stupid
armatti by Taino Mendez September 21, 2020

Dirty Armati 

When you maul your partners butthole, furiously eating it out with your tongue. Often the mauling is so intense, their is collateral damage and your chin, nose and, but rarely, eyebrows can become brown
John: I heard that she didn't want to have sex
Sam: Yeah, so she gave him a Dirty Armati instead. Apparently afterwards, it looked like she had a beard.
John:...lol, Diiirty Armati
Armantia is a very nice girl. She is a bit weirdo but she makes everyone around her feel good. A girl named Armantia , mostly is one of the most popular girls in a class or school. She can make friends easily and actually everyone wants to be friend with her. Armantia doesn't care about anyone's opinion and does always what she wants. In a friendship she is the one that cares mostly and sacrifices a lot for her friendship. Also , she has the best advices and always tells the truth. Armantia is girl that don't fall in love easily and also get bored so fast in a relationship. She is just herself and she is proud for that.
"Armantia gave me the best advice and that really helped me."
"The bestfriend you need is Armantia."
armantia by ""Sun chaser "" July 1, 2020

Tess Armatige 

Another name for a nice girl who says she likes white skater boys but her two most recent ex's were black broke boys with no style what so ever.
Jess : ' Samantha keeps lying about her type'
Scarlett : ' She is such a Tess Armatige'
Tess Armatige by skadoop creator August 6, 2020

Incestuous Armati 

When a younger sibling has relations with her more senior sibling. Strictly related to Girls.
Did you see that "Incestuous Armati"?

Yeah she totally face raped her sister!
Incestuous Armati by Sue da nim September 20, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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