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armatti by Taino Mendez September 21, 2020

Dirty Armati 

When you maul your partners butthole, furiously eating it out with your tongue. Often the mauling is so intense, their is collateral damage and your chin, nose and, but rarely, eyebrows can become brown
John: I heard that she didn't want to have sex
Sam: Yeah, so she gave him a Dirty Armati instead. Apparently afterwards, it looked like she had a beard.
John:...lol, Diiirty Armati
Armantia is a very nice girl. She is a bit weirdo but she makes everyone around her feel good. A girl named Armantia , mostly is one of the most popular girls in a class or school. She can make friends easily and actually everyone wants to be friend with her. Armantia doesn't care about anyone's opinion and does always what she wants. In a friendship she is the one that cares mostly and sacrifices a lot for her friendship. Also , she has the best advices and always tells the truth. Armantia is girl that don't fall in love easily and also get bored so fast in a relationship. She is just herself and she is proud for that.
"Armantia gave me the best advice and that really helped me."
"The bestfriend you need is Armantia."
armantia by ""Sun chaser "" July 1, 2020

Tess Armatige 

Another name for a nice girl who says she likes white skater boys but her two most recent ex's were black broke boys with no style what so ever.
Jess : ' Samantha keeps lying about her type'
Scarlett : ' She is such a Tess Armatige'

Incestuous Armati 

When a younger sibling has relations with her more senior sibling. Strictly related to Girls.
Did you see that "Incestuous Armati"?

Yeah she totally face raped her sister!
Incestuous Armati by Sue da nim September 20, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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