A very scary airline that employs half-blind mental institution patients as pilots and cabin
crew. They lose your baggage every time because they dump it into the ocean for
fun. Regardless of where you bought a ticket for, you can end up anywhere in the known
world.
I thought
something was wrong when my flight from Arendelle to Wakanda took 33 hours. For starters, we were crammed into an all-economy layout in a decades-old Boeing 707-330B which made Ryanair look like a first class airline in comparison. As we took off, the
pilot started laughing maniacally and screaming "The faster we go, the higher we
get!" as he executed a barrel roll. After losing half the wing and one of our engines falling off, we landed upside down in a lake in Japan. 34 of the
180 or so passengers onboard died. And to top it all off, they LOST MY DAMN LUGGAGE!
From now on I’m only flying Ryanair, BA or wakanda airlines. arendelle
air sucks.