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Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera 

The biggest pussy on Earth. Made up a fake make believe cartel because he was scared for his life cuz he probably couldnt handle the effects of marijuana. Also calls himself el chapo or in English "The midget".
Human 1: Fuck Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera

Human 2: Fuck El Chapo.

Human 3: Fuck Spicxaco

Everybody on Earth: HELL YEA!

Archivalist 

A combination of the words Archivist and Survivalist.

Used to denote someone who hordes information that may help in any random situation, much like a survivalist makes preparations for widespread catastrophe.
Person A: Why do you have e-books on Lockpicking, Herbal remedies, Helicopter Piloting and 1000 other random subjects?

Person B: I'm an archivalist....I can't help it.
Archivalist by RavensBane March 1, 2011

Vasili Arkhipov 

Vasili Arkhipov, thank you.
Vasili Arkhipov by Gag Halpin March 13, 2019

Archipoolago 

When you take a poo, generally of epic proportions, and one end of the poo rises above the rim of the toilet bowel water forming a tiny poo island.
Every time I eat a large, voluptuous steak dinner, I always rush straight to the loo to give way to the most illustrious archipoolago ever. Often, I surround it with atoillet paper
Archipoolago by abbazabbadoo March 12, 2011

urban archipelago 

A term created by sex columnist and liberal Dan Savage in the wake of the 2004 Presidential Election to describe the concentration of the political left in the United States near major cities and college towns in terms of islands of diversity in a sea of conformity. The implication is that the islands have their own interests to attend to and should disregard the sea.

It is thought that this exists because rural communities tend to be more isolated from other cultures than urban communities, and because people tend to leave the rural world for an education in urban areas and not go back.

The original article can be read at www.urbanarchipelago.com.
Although I'm not completely on board with the idea of the Urban archipelago, the idea of cities as islands is certainly a talking point.
urban archipelago by Lady Csyde November 19, 2004

archipelago 

everybody is asleep but you cannot call it a day unless you receive a sign of life from overseas or morse coded your message into the ether
"boat ready in 8 min stop wind moderate stop meet at archipelago in 2 weeks stop food supplies stocked for ever stop"
archipelago by Krkič May 10, 2019