a person or thing (or animal or object, etc) who takes the shape of an extremely ugly man who meets the following criteria:
awful sense of humor
talks extremely slow
wears pastel colors
is a shame to the gay community
deserves to die
student: wow arbocus sucks ass
freshman: what's an arbocus?
by =) April 9, 2005
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something you just want to step on, a very ugly creature you just want to take your shoe and smear the thing beyond distortion so it wont be such an eyesore.
Student: Mr. Arbocus, you're a dumbfuck...
Arbocus: Thank you for the compliment..
by banu April 10, 2005
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