Apple polisher

One who attempts to curry favor with authority for personal gain.

Derived from the old tradition of the families of pupils expressing their appreciation for a teacher's thankless work by providing them with meals, which eventually diminished to the symbolic polished apple.

Who're you callin' 'ingenious', you punk-ass apple polisher? Drop and gimme twenty!

Apple polisher by Bootstraps September 17, 2008

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Someone who takes your idea and makes them seem like theirs without giving you credit for the creation of the idea.

At work, watch out for apple polishers.

apple polisher by natebaby January 5, 2008

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apple polisher

a girl who sucks some guys nuts

Michelle is an apple polisher

apple polisher by Justin Hell May 18, 2004

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apple-polisher

A person who apple-polishes (to pamper and flatter in order to get personal advantage)

"My classmate Sarah is a big apple-polisher"

apple-polisher by Wally elsissy September 5, 2006

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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