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Apple polisher 

One who attempts to curry favor with authority for personal gain.

Derived from the old tradition of the families of pupils expressing their appreciation for a teacher's thankless work by providing them with meals, which eventually diminished to the symbolic polished apple.
Who're you callin' 'ingenious', you punk-ass apple polisher? Drop and gimme twenty!
Apple polisher by Bootstraps September 17, 2008
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apple polisher 

Someone who takes your idea and makes them seem like theirs without giving you credit for the creation of the idea.
At work, watch out for apple polishers.
apple polisher by natebaby January 5, 2008

apple polisher 

a girl who sucks some guys nuts
Michelle is an apple polisher

apple-polisher 

A person who apple-polishes (to pamper and flatter in order to get personal advantage)
"My classmate Sarah is a big apple-polisher"
apple-polisher by Wally elsissy September 5, 2006
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026