An alcoholic drink that consists of apple juice, apple cider, sugar and a half galon of Everclear. Hot apple pie is usually made in large quantities.
by Bud Man June 15, 2008
When your Bae dresses in her most provocative clothes, knowing how the night will end, but then cooks and declares touching has to wait "I'm cooking!!"
I nearly missed the main course and great sex last night by going for the entree too early, it was the full apple pie moment.
by MrGrufffy January 3, 2017
A dessert traditionally associated with either being a patriotic american or the warm insides of the female genitalia. See also pie and american pie.
"I love the flag, mom and hot apple pie!"
(Said while holding up first and second finger together) "Dude! I just got some hot apple pie..."
(Said while holding up first and second finger together) "Dude! I just got some hot apple pie..."
by Anaksunaman June 20, 2004
When your doing your bitch from behind, pull out a red shiny apple and donkey punch your bitch, once your bitch is knocked unconscious you fart in her mouth, then throw the rest of the apple at her vagina.
by zak allen January 2, 2010
When Jamie fell off her chair and started licking the carpet, it became apparent that she was rather apple-pie-in-the-sky.
"Dude, I was soooo apple-pie-in-the-sky last night! All I wanted to do was eat pineapple and touch peoples' arm hair."
"Dude, I was soooo apple-pie-in-the-sky last night! All I wanted to do was eat pineapple and touch peoples' arm hair."
by jadopotato November 5, 2009
A type of person or a group of people that are your average mini yuppie. (Or can be the children of a yuppie.) They live in mansions or big houses, rich or higher class familes, and deeply into their schooling. EX: Being involed with plays, musicals, clubs, etc. They have very high gradepoint averages/G.P.A.s and their 100% NORMAL. Their idea of fun is sitting around talking about stupid shit like talking about what their familes will buy them. Their ultimate rivals are the alternatives. They also like all the lastest things and pretty much HATE anything vintage.
Apple Pie: "OMG! I just saw the new Justin Bieber song on MTV last night! Its AMAZING! AND my parents are letting me go shopping in N.Y.C.!! YAY!
Me: "Mtv is a shit show showing all the stupid crap that artitst write with no meaning at all. Justin I suck ass Bieber especially. Seriously, listen to Metallica, The Beatles, Misifts, or Smashing Pumpkins and THEN come back to talk to me about DECENT music. And it wouldn't hurt to shop at a salvation army warehouse."
Apple pie: o_O "Who?"
Me: *Facepalm* "Oh my god...Damn Apple pie person...."
Me: "Mtv is a shit show showing all the stupid crap that artitst write with no meaning at all. Justin I suck ass Bieber especially. Seriously, listen to Metallica, The Beatles, Misifts, or Smashing Pumpkins and THEN come back to talk to me about DECENT music. And it wouldn't hurt to shop at a salvation army warehouse."
Apple pie: o_O "Who?"
Me: *Facepalm* "Oh my god...Damn Apple pie person...."
by FreeToBeMe January 24, 2011
A device that is used primarily for male masturbation. The warm gooey center gives the penis the same stimulation that a female vagina does. Occasionally, the are also eaten as a dessert.
I’m so horny and hungry today. Gunna get me a McDonald’s apple pie. Better get two though, one to eat the other for my meat.
by masturbation_enthusiast October 14, 2021