apitum 

to have an object lodged up ones anus, often causing moodiness and unpleasant behavior.

I'm quite annouyed at this object apitum, it has caused me to become moody.

whats that, is that a carrot apitum, my dear fellow.

apitum by Kieron 'BoBman' Moore September 7, 2005

apitimy

The best example.

Dave: Check out this nasty girl
John: Damn son, she's the apitimy of uglyness!

apitimy by Solbacos July 6, 2011

apituary

A pleasant garden on an apartment or other multistory building.

The marigolds and tulips growing in my apartment's apituary attract lots of bees.

apituary by Hinno September 7, 2022