A person who logs onto AIM or comes back from Away, fires off a message to a friend (usually important/personal) and then immediately logs off or goes Away without waiting for a reply.
<Jess2218 is online at 2:36:54 PM>
Jess2218(2:36:55 PM): Hey, what's up? OMG have you heard about Ashley? Want to go out tonight?
<Jess2218 is offline at 2:36:59 PM>
Charlotte54 (2:37:00 PM): Wait, what? Hello?
Charlotte54 (2:37:02 PM): Fuck, I've been hit by an AIMsniper!
A lazy bitch who steals content and reacts to it while focusing in on her tiddies to get the viewers attention. This E-girl type youtuber doesnt have any YouTubeskill, but still, gets views.
"You know that ASSSniperWolf girl? she's a loser. Her voice is fucking annoying."
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.