apacon

one of Jon's favorite culinary delights. most people like apricots but Jon likes apacons.

When Jon's hungry, he reaches for his trusty bag of apacons.

by wanjiss March 27, 2024

apoconoma

The part of the story that explains or describes the title

The apoconoma for Fiddler on the Roof comes right at the beginning of the story.

by For the Record February 5, 2015

colt anaconda

a large frame double-action revolver featuring a full length under-barrel ejection-rod lug and six round cylinder, designed and produced by the Colt's Manufacturing Company. Chambered for the powerful .44 Magnum and .45 Colt center fire ammunition cartridges, the Anaconda marked the Hartford, Connecticut firm’s first foray into the popular large-boreMagnum pistolmarket.Introduced in 1990

handsome guy:(walking at the street)
Gay:hey handsome want me to blow your piece?
handsome guy:sure i hope you get the"exploding result"
(the gay doesn't know about the cocked colt anaconda and he thinks it's his cock)
gay:oh my your rod is huge (then he opened the zipper and)
handsome guy:bye ass face(the gun is inside the gays mouth and he pulled the trigger)here is your exploding result

by marlnatomine August 14, 2010

Underwear Anaconda

A large, thick penis.

Juan sure has an Underwear Anaconda in his pants!

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

flaming anaconda

When one set's fire to his partner's pubic hairs then proceeds to engage in intercourse (vaginal/anal) whilst the hairs are still on fire.

Will: Hey Debbie!
Debbie: Hey Will!
Will: Wanna come over so I can flaming anaconda your asshole?
Debbie: I'd love to but I shaved my crack this morning, next week?
Will: Sure

by Bob Davis 321 March 8, 2017

Anaconda Death Choke

when one is getting head, he wraps his balls around the other person's neck and shoves his dick down their throat

No example of Anaconda Death Choke

by iheartbjs March 23, 2009

Anacondump

When a few days have passed and you still have not defecated. When the opportunity finally arises your stool will coil the bowl and be of massive height and weight. It will start to resemble the Eunectes Murinus or Anaconda that live in South America, mainly in the Amazon and Orinoco basins

Dude, you're not gonna believe the dump i just took it was so long it had to have been an Anacondump!

by jeffisontheluse March 28, 2010