anuseam

Another term for the anus area of the trouser-bottoms, similar to inseam which is another term for the inside leg area of the trouser-bottoms.

Eugene: “I do say, after bringing in the inseam, please do check my anuseam, it may require remeasuring. I ate many scones at Elijah’s soirée over the weekend and Lord knows where I pack on the pounds.”

Tailor: “On your belly sir?”

Eugene: “... no... on my anus, hence the anuseam remeasuring, have you not been paying attention? I do miss your counterpart SimSim, he paid attention to this sort of detail and his light touches are sorely missed.”

anuseam by Scorpian King October 7, 2020

Anuseater 

A lighter for a cigarette.

Person B -Yo, Bromontana. Hit me up with an anuseater. I can't seem to locate mine and I really need to smoke this.

Person R -I will in a moment... -Exhales-

Anuseater by Crunk Kid December 31, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008