Another term for the anus area of the trouser-bottoms, similar to inseam which is another term for the inside leg area of the trouser-bottoms.
Eugene: “I do say, after bringing in the inseam, please do check my anuseam, it may require remeasuring. I ate many scones at Elijah’s soirée over the weekend and Lord knows where I pack on the pounds.”
Tailor: “On your belly sir?”
Eugene: “... no... on my anus, hence the anuseam remeasuring, have you not been paying attention? I do miss your counterpart SimSim, he paid attention to this sort of detail and his light touches are sorely missed.”
Tailor: “On your belly sir?”
Eugene: “... no... on my anus, hence the anuseam remeasuring, have you not been paying attention? I do miss your counterpart SimSim, he paid attention to this sort of detail and his light touches are sorely missed.”
by Scorpian King October 7, 2020